HOORAY! Kurt Angle has proven time and again that
he is the greatest wrestler, professional or amateur,
to ever snap ankles on the face of this planet.

What isn't so well known, however, is that he's also the greatest human being as well.

Don't believe me? The proof is all around you.

Go and look out your window, now what do you see?
Go to your window

A whole lot of stuff, right? Maybe some trees,
or some dirt, or a car or something.

your crummy backyard

Now while you're looking at that scene, think one little thought:

What if Kurt Angle was evil?